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This year’s Thanksgiving is finally over but it would not be complete without watching something horribly good in the name of ThanksKilling.
We see rejected cast members of Jersey Shore (injured football jockey, fat hillbilly, obnoxious nerd, a sexier Snooki and the sheriff’s daughter), a foul-mouthed killer turkey on the loose and lots of senseless puns like ax-cident and Titsgiving.
The acting, right from the beginning, goes downhill but not as terrible as Tommy Wiseau’s The Room. The only memorable scene is the beginning and nothing else.
About the turkey, not only it can drive a car before it shoots the driver but can “fuck” a girl before it kills her and has a conversation with the sheriff. In addition, its disguise is so freaking obvious the cast is dumb enough to figure it out. Since it is an independent, low budget, B-horror camp flick, I don’t give a damn.
We see rejected cast members of Jersey Shore (injured football jockey, fat hillbilly, obnoxious nerd, a sexier Snooki and the sheriff’s daughter), a foul-mouthed killer turkey on the loose and lots of senseless puns like ax-cident and Titsgiving.
The acting, right from the beginning, goes downhill but not as terrible as Tommy Wiseau’s The Room. The only memorable scene is the beginning and nothing else.
About the turkey, not only it can drive a car before it shoots the driver but can “fuck” a girl before it kills her and has a conversation with the sheriff. In addition, its disguise is so freaking obvious the cast is dumb enough to figure it out. Since it is an independent, low budget, B-horror camp flick, I don’t give a damn.
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