Note to self: vampires are illegal immigrants who live in Canada and black guys eat Cheetos. Like anybody else, I’m not exactly a fan of Twilight series. I neither read any of its books nor watch the series. I expect a good parody movie of it and I am greatly disappointed of the outcome. It SUCKS big time and it’s no different from the Scary Movie franchise.
Rebecca (Becca for short) is our Bella and Edward is, well, Edward with a Sullen (not Cullen). Neither of them is impressive as Recca is an annoying emo bitch who always screaming (especially with a megaphone, that hurts) and Edward is fucking gay and obnoxious. The “Black Eyed Peas” vampiric trio are also stupid. Everybody else in this movie is strongly stupid.
The story is predictably lame and you could hear “breaking the fourth wall” references. I can’t stop laughing for such anorexia.
Rebecca (Becca for short) is our Bella and Edward is, well, Edward with a Sullen (not Cullen). Neither of them is impressive as Recca is an annoying emo bitch who always screaming (especially with a megaphone, that hurts) and Edward is fucking gay and obnoxious. The “Black Eyed Peas” vampiric trio are also stupid. Everybody else in this movie is strongly stupid.
The story is predictably lame and you could hear “breaking the fourth wall” references. I can’t stop laughing for such anorexia.
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