Christmas is over and what did I receive? A DVD of Santa’s Slay and guess who is the Santa? Bill “Fucking awesome” Goldberg. This movie is so bad I find it perfectly amazing.
Too bad James Caan and Fren Drescher have less screen time for the opening. The story is bland yet creative and it has slight nudity; therefore, it is not a family flick eventually. If the former WCW champion spears Mr. Green, then where’s his other signature move, the Jackhammer? Pastor Timmons is a wuss, Nicholas is a wimp, his grandfather is badass, and Mac is hot.
This Santa is free to kill anyone who is naughty or nice after 1000 years of mental torture of delivering gifts to children all over the world after he lost to an archangel (Nicholas’s grandfather) in a game of curling.
I recommend renting it for Yuletide season because it is badly hilarious.
Too bad James Caan and Fren Drescher have less screen time for the opening. The story is bland yet creative and it has slight nudity; therefore, it is not a family flick eventually. If the former WCW champion spears Mr. Green, then where’s his other signature move, the Jackhammer? Pastor Timmons is a wuss, Nicholas is a wimp, his grandfather is badass, and Mac is hot.
This Santa is free to kill anyone who is naughty or nice after 1000 years of mental torture of delivering gifts to children all over the world after he lost to an archangel (Nicholas’s grandfather) in a game of curling.
I recommend renting it for Yuletide season because it is badly hilarious.
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